The Hitch-hiker's Guide to the Galaxy by Douglas Adams (Starring Peter Jones as the Book) --> The Episode Guide <-- Typed up by UnreaL. WARNING. This file contains spoilers for the whole recorded material. It is intended for those who have already read and listened to the whole series and need a reference guide for quick finding a specific part. If you haven't read or listened to the HHGTTG, then you should not be reading this. (Skip down a few pages if you want to read on...) Episode One. Time Event 00 Intro and music 01 This is the story of the HHGTTG, probably the most remarkable... 02 Arthur Dent fights with Mr. Prosser 03 04 Ford Prefect's background 05 Ford calls Arthur for a drink 06 07 HHGTTG entry: alcohol 08 In the pub 09 Vogons appear, no one notices :-/ 10 Lady Cynthia's splendid and worthwile speech 11 Arthur's house knocked down 12 13 Vogons appear; this time they're noticed :-) 14 15 In the spaceship 16 17 HHGTTG entry: Vogons 18 19 20 Vogon captain message 21 HHGTTG entry: Babel fish 22 Proof that God doesn't exist 23 HHGTTG entry: Earth 24 25 Vogon poetry reading 26 27 Outro and credits. (Small furry creature from the Crab Nebula.) 28 Music. Episode Two. Time Event 00 Intro and music 01 Far out in the uncharted backwaters of the western spiral arm... 02 03 Vogon poem comments 04 Throw them out; resistance is useless! 05 Resistance is useless! 06 07 In the airlock 08 HHGTTG book intro 09 Arriving at the Heart of Gold 10 Improbability drive effects 11 12 13 HHGTTG entry: infinite improbability drive 14 15 Zaphod, Trillian and Marvin 16 Marvin 17 18 19 20 News report 21 They all meet and chat 22 23 24 25 26 Outro and credits. (Repeated through a time warp...) 27 Music. 28 Episode Three. Time Event 00 Intro and music 01 Life was wild, rich and tax-free. Men were real men... 02 Legend of the planet Magrathea 03 04 05 They're going to land 06 07 But run into problems 08 09 Including a nuclear missile 10 Bang! :-) 11 12 The thoughts of a rather surprised looking sperm whale 13 14 Events on Magrathea 15 16 17 18 The biro story 19 20 Arthur meets Slartibartfast 21 22 23 Of men, mice and dolphins 24 25 Earth mark two 26 Outro and credits. (Zaphod is appearing in...) 27 Music. Episode Four. Time Event 00 Intro and music 01 He is forced to resort to astonishment! 02 Mice and men, continued 03 04 Life, the Universe, and Everything - Deep Thought 05 06 07 Enter the Philosophers! 08 09 10 The Answer to the Ultimate Question... 11 12 13 ...is 42. 14 15 Most things are explained. 16 17 The wormhole which caused a war against Earth... 18 19 ...which ended pitifully. :) 20 Meet the mice! 21 22 23 24 Attacked by the police 25 Hiding behind a computer... 26 27 ...that's about to blow! 28 Outro and credits. (The Answer was revealed with the kind permission...) 29 Music. Episode Five. Time Event 00 Intro and music 01 the coming of the great white handkerchief; wheel 02 Continuing the attack... 03 ...Bang. Arriving at Milliways. 04 05 HHGTTG entry: Milliways 06 07 Max's show 08 Ford explains, or at least tries to 09 10 Party continues 11 12 A phone call for Zaphod 13 It's Marvin! 14 15 In the car park 16 17 18 Back at the party - the great prophet appears! :) 19 HHGTTG entry: the Universe 20 21 22 23 In the stolen spaceship 24 25 26 27 Errrm... a fleet of battlecruisers? 28 Outro and credits. (To buy THHGTTG, write to Megadodo publ...) 29 Music. Episode Six. Time Event 00 Intro and music 01 History: How, why, where? 02 Improvising with the Hagumemnons 03 04 05 HHGTTG entry: hagumemnons 06 07 08 The chair begins to move... 09 Ford and Arthur escape 10 Zaphod, Trillian and Marvin are eaten 11 Ford and Arthur end up in a Golgafrincham spacheship 12 13 a quick bath... 14 15 ...and a bit of Golgafrincham history... 16 17 ...and a crash. 18 HHGTTG entry: Golgafrincham 19 20 A year later, a meeting. 21 22 And a documentary. And a bath. 23 24 Teaching the caveman to play scrabble. 25 26 What do you get if you multiply six by nine? 27 28 Outro and credits. (No joke here :( 29 Different music. (Louie) Episode Seven. Time Event 00 Intro and music 01 There is a theory which states... 02 Ursa Minor and Playbeing magazine; Megadodo publications 03 A megafreighter approaching 04 05 Zaphod appears; news report 06 07 The other man's grass is always greener 08 Bypasses (points A, B and C) 09 Arthur and Ford; dead drunk 10 A spaceship appears 11 12 HHGTTG entry: towels 13 14 Zaphod goes to Ursa Minor 15 and to the HHGTTG lobby 16 17 Trillian? 18 Marvin's also in the lobby 19 Elevators 20 21 22 Attacked again 23 Rooster 24 Frogstar fighters 25 A big and nasty robot vs. Marvin 26 27 Building takes off. 28 Outro and credits. (Playbeing magazine can be purchased...) 29 Music. Episode Eight. Time Event 00 Intro and music 01 Time is an illusion caused by the passage of history... 02 Feeling peckish? 03 HHGTTG entry: towels 04 05 06 07 Arthur and Ford on Earth 08 experiencing minor problems 09 10 HHGTTG entry: what to do if you're stuck beneath a large boulder 11 Zaphod appears 12 13 some very strange explanations 14 15 back to Zaphod, Rooster and some silly ideas 16 in a disco! 17 18 and back 19 20 On the Frogstar 21 HHGTTG entry: Oglaroonians 22 23 At the Total Perspective Vortex 24 25 HHGTTG entry: the Total Perspective Vortex 26 27 Zaphod comes out! 28 Outro and credits. (Package holidays on the Frogstar...) 29 Music. Episode Nine. Time Event 00 Intro and music 01 Zaphod's birth 02 Ford, Arthur and Zaphod, being followed by the Vogons 03 HHGTTG entry: Vogons 04 05 Prostetnic Vogon Jeltz 06 07 08 09 10 11 HHGTTG entry: Sirius Cybernetics Corp. Complaint Division 12 13 Arthur wants some tea 14 15 16 17 Computer is jammed 18 HHGTTG entry: the unfairness of life 19 Calling Zaphod's great grandfather 20 21 22 23 HHGTTG: the empire 24 25 26 27 Saved by granddad 28 Outro and credits. (Tee is obtainable from most megamarkets...) 29 Music. Episode Ten. Time Event 00 Intro and music 01 remarkably unremarkable... 02 03 In a mysterious cave on Brontitor 04 05 06 07 08 HHGTTG entry: real life 09 Arthur falls on a large passing bird 10 11 12 A very surprising statue of Artur; HHGTTG entry: mistakes 13 14 15 In Arthur's right ear 16 the wise old bird 17 18 the history of the bird people 19 20 21 22 HHGTTG entry: rude words 23 24 Zaphod and Ford in trouble 25 Zaphod and Ford falling down and onto a bird 26 Arthur attacked by robots 27 Saved by an archeologist 28 Outro and credits. (Parents of young organic life forms are warned...) 29 Music. Episode Eleven. Time Event 00 Intro and music 01 It is even possible that pigs will fly... 02 Arthur and Lintilla 03 HHGTTG entry: crisis psychology 04 05 Ford and Zaphod, on a bird 06 07 on the ground 08 a very peculiar 'aaaaaaah-crash' noise 09 Arthur meets other Lintillas 10 HHGTTG entry: cloning 11 12 examining the rock layers 13 shoes? 14 Hayg Hurtenflurst appears 15 the peculiar noise turns out to be... Marvin! 16 17 in Hayg's office 18 watching the film about shoes 19 20 Marvin arrives 21 HHGTTG entry: computer shoe lectures 22 23 24 25 Zaphod and Ford enter an old building 26 27 28 Outro and credits. (Many sentences in this programme...) 29 Music. Episode Twelve. Time Event 00 Intro and music 01 what we find... 02 Ford and Zaphod examine an old spaceship 03 04 05 Arthur, Marvin and Lintillas under attack 06 Allitnils and a priest appear 07 08 a romantic dinner? 09 and weddings??? 10 Zaphod and Ford enter the ship 11 12 13 Zarniwoop appears 14 Marvin's autobiography 15 the ground is going up? 16 reality is on the blink again :) 17 some very peculiar explanations 18 HHGTTG entry: government 19 the Ruler of the Universe and his pussycat 20 21 the guys arrive 22 and have a confusing logic discussion 23 24 25 26 Outro and credits. (A digital writing system? What kind of a joke is that?) 27 Music. The End?